- Mum: Hey that guy you like is on tv
- Me: *Bashes through my door
- Me: *Trips down stairs
- Me: *Slips on the floor
- Me: *Runs into wall
- Me: *Army rolls through the kitchen
- Me: *Skids around the corner
- Me: *Dives onto couch
- Me: Shutup or i'll fucking murder you all
The things I do for you!!!
It shouldn’t be surprising that I’m never on tumblr….I warned you nena, I just don’t have the time but as you can see I’m trying I make time :)
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
lol imagine waking up one morning and thug life is tatted on your chest
“I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.”
Ahahaha




